“You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
the quote made it
So I’m on the phone with my friend and it’s 2:30am and he told me to read him a bedtime story, so I started reading from a John Green book and he goes “the way he writes and the way your voice flows makes me feel like I’m there. Please don’t stop because you’re slowly making me fall in love with you,”
my friends wanted me to sing it, but i didn’t know the lyrics and i was drunk
THIS IS S FUNNY
“And it upsets me that as I record this video #wewillalwayssupportyoujustin is trending on twitter. I wish all the people who were tweeting that right now would be forced to send a tweet to explain to Katie’s family in 140 characters or less why they would quote always support someone who would do something as fundamentally selfish as driving drunk.”
- Josh Sundquist [x]
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.